WHAT YOUR FOOTBALL BOOTS SAY ABOUT YOU - FUNNY FOOTBALL BOOT STEREOTYPES PART 2

There are typically two types of players that wear Nike Tiempos .

The first kind is the most common and it's usually somebody with a very no nonsense style of play that likes leather boots .

And also happens to like Nike , they've worn Tiempos for a very long time .

So when they need new boots , they don't really feel the need to change things up , they just buy the latest tiempo and then there's the tiempo guy that thinks he's Sergio Ramos .

Now there are a lot of C R seven boot guys .

So it is almost 100% certain that you've seen some of these players out in the wild because all C R seven boots are Nike Mercurial .

You'll find that the C R seven boot guy shares a lot of traits with the mercurial guy such as excessive dribbling , excessive stepovers wanting to take all of the free kick missing all of the free kicks , standardized C R seven free kick stance , possibly even the standardized C R seven goal celebration .

And the most hard core of C R seven boot guys will not only have the matching boots to Cristiano Ronaldo , but also the matching haircut there's also a very strong chance that C R seven guy just recently became a U fan .

Since when are you a fan ?

Well , I've always liked them name three players on the team .

Uh , this is the guy who got the most recent drop of super limited football boots and they're actually really cool .

But don't worry , you don't have to ask about them .

He'll tell you how cool they are himself .

Who see my new boots sold out everywhere .

They only made a couple 1000 pairs .

Somehow I got them .

Resale is like $800 right now .

It's pretty crazy that I actually have these things .

I think that guy on the other team has the same ones .

What ?

No , his are fake .

Now , there are two types of players that wear old boots .

The first kind is just the guy that's had the same boots for years and years and years .

They haven't broken and they really feel no need to switch them .

So they continue to wear their old boots and there's nothing wrong with that .

And then there's the old boot guy that just wants to argue with everyone about how the old boots are better than the new boots .

Even though nobody is arguing back and slightly older , older boot guy might say this , they just don't make them like they used to .

Now , there are two types of players that wear Puma boots also known as Puma , but I'm not gonna say it like that .

The first kind is the guy that's done a little bit of research and bought new Puma boots because Puma actually makes some really good boots right now .

A lot of people don't realize that .

And then the second kind is the guy that doesn't really know that much about football boots and honestly doesn't care , he just needs some new boots .

Wandered into a Puma outlet , found a pair for 20 bucks on the shelf , bought them .

And now he wears Puma .

This is the guy that has boots that are perfectly good , but he insists on wanting to wear yours for some reason .

Even if you're not the same size , he just really wants to wear your boots .

Hey , are those new ?

They're pretty cool .

Yeah , I just got them .

They're really comfortable .

You know , I've been meaning to get some new boots and I really like those .

Can I try them ?

No , get your own .

It doesn't matter anyways .

It's the player , not the boots .

So you just finished training and the bottom of your boots are covered in mud .

It is perfectly reasonable to try and clean the boots off .

Even though when the mud is wet , it's harder to clap it off .

You let it dry and then try to do it .

It comes off much easier either way .

If there's a lot of mud .

23 , maybe even five claps is reasonable to try and get the bulk of the dirt .

Off the bottom of the boots .

But then there's always that one guy who tries to get every speck of mud off of his boots , even if it takes 200 claps .

Can you believe Jim wouldn't let me try his boots .

This is the guy who brings a minimum of three pairs of boots to training and matches , not because he needs backup pairs , but because he actually plans on wearing them all because he changes his boots every 20 minutes .

This is the guy who really thinks that his boots are going to make him play better .

And if he's not playing well , it's because of his boots and he needs to change into a new pair coach .

What's wrong ?

It's only been 10 minutes .

That guy on the other team is fast .

I can't keep up with him .

So you wanna just sit on the bench ?

No , no , no , I'm just gonna put on my Mercurial and you can put me back in anyways guys .

That's it for another football boot stereotypes video .

Please keep in mind that this is not meant to offend anybody after all .

It's just a joke sort of if you guys enjoyed this video and perhaps would like to see a third part to this series .

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