Leslie Nielsen Brings His Fart Machine To 'Late Night' _ Late Night with Conan O’Brien

Oh , you're great .

That's wonderful .

Oh , yes , you , you're a great , thank you .

Well , thank you very much for coming on the show and actually a fan of the naked gun pictures .

Thank you , renewing old acquaintances .

Remember back on Saturday night ?

That's right .

I , I was working there when you were there .

That's right .

I got you coffee .

You chewed me out ?

I did not .

No , you didn't .

No , I got you tea and you chewed me out .

Um , now , uh , no , I , I , I'm a , sometimes I'm a very angry , angry guy .

Uh No , actually I am a , I am a big fan of those pictures .

Uh , because , uh I , I love the way you play it so straight .

I , I love the way I guess the director told you .

It's , it's not a comedy act as though this is deadly serious .

The , the director , you , the thing is that we know that we're being funny , but you can't let the audience know for one second that you're trying to be funny .

Not for one second .

Uh Although I will do almost anything I can for a laugh .

I said almost , I didn't say I would do anything for a laugh .

What have you got there ?

Isn't that a little personal ?

You would like to see , see it .

That's what I have there .

It is right there .

What the hell are you doing ?

What is the , what is the ?

Hold on , let's show this .

You heard the rude noises that it makes .

I , I did nothing but fun .

I got that for a morning .

Oklahoma City , Jack Martin .

He was a senior golf pro and one night he said , Leslie , I'm going to give you something to change your life .

I did too .

I've had nothing but a laugh .

So you don't carry this around everywhere .

I do not travel anywhere alone that goes with me all over it .

You're a grown man .

What are you doing ?

You're a man .

No , really ?

You bring this thing wherever you go .

You never can tell , it always comes in handy and you never can tell when there's a certain amount of pomposity or somebody who's making you play a particular role and you , if you just shake hands with somebody , it's how , how do you do ?

Excuse me ?

Very nice , tremendous drift .

It's a defense .

I'm working so hard , so hard to establish my credibility .

And in three seconds , this establishes credibility .

Now , have you now you , you say you take this everywhere and I've actually heard that you do .

I didn't really think you'd take it out here tonight .

I , I was praying but uh but you take this wherever you go , have , have you taken it anywhere where you now think it may have been inappropriate ?

Well , you're always taking a chance , I'll tell you .

And there are , you know , when you're doing any kind of comedy , there , there's just no way that there's not gonna come that time when you step over the line , but that's because of the chance you take and they're just gonna be sometimes , especially with this where you seem to step over the line .

And in that case , you know , I say , look , I , I'm really playing , I've got a secret .

I know I'm doing like a kind of a practical joke .

So I'll apologize or I'll show the people sometimes it doesn't work .

But then you have to just rely on your insensitivity .

I have a seminar on insensitivity if you like and I can , I would , I would like to sign up for that for the insensitivity course , the downside , you know , sometimes you can be feeling good and not know it .

I would go back to this thing .

Are you gonna go back ?

No , no .

Uh , but , uh , do women enjoy this joke ?

I'm just curious , like you're on a date and you do that , do they immediately go here the guy for me , it's the greatest way to find out whether a woman likes you or not for who you are to be accepted .

That's exactly it to be accepted for who you are .

Yeah .

You , you put that hits the nail on the head .

Um , well , I want you to let Andy hold it for the remainder of the show .

Here you are , Andy .

Ok .

All right .

Got it .

Don't squeeze it .

All right .

Uh , and the naked gun pictures .

So you , you're coming out with another one .

We're coming naked gun 33 and a third and naked naked gun 33 and a third .

The final insult .

And it'll be out on March the 19th and I , I swear , I think it's as funny as the first two , if not funnier .

All right .

Well , we will , uh , winners have to step away for a second .

We'll come right back and find out more about this and Andy will hold on to your little machine of doom .

Uh , we'll be right back with more Leslie Nielsen in just a second .