Jessica Alba's Visit to a Nude Spa _ Late Night with Conan O’Brien

Thank you for being here .

Thank you for having me .

Great to have you on the show .

I'm so excited to be here .

I love doing your show is particularly high today .

Is it really ?

I get excited when you're around my hair rises like a beast .

Uh Yeah .

No .

Uh Well , let's uh let's talk .

Uh I don't wanna embarrass you , but many people think you're one of the most beautiful women on the planet .

And I'm just curious , I know that that's a lot to live up to you .

You yourself have said in interviews that , that you , you yourself think you have physical flaws , the rest of us don't really know what you're talking about , you know ?

Well , no , I mean , I , you know , I uh this is all like hair and makeup and stuff .

No , it's not .

And by contrast , I have twice as much hair and makeup as you do right now and look at me .

Uh It's uh , no , no , I it , yeah .

What is there ?

But , you know , growing up or right now ?

Is there some part of you that you think ?

Oh , I wish I could change that .

I wish , you know , when I was growing up I was really kind of nerdy .

I had buck teeth .

I , I secretly suck my thumb till I was nine .

Um , so I had the buck 20 four right here .

Yeah .

Yeah .

I was in my college graduation .

I was like , um , and , and , uh , in all my school photos , uh , one eye always went in a little bit .

You're getting crazy .

It's true .

I had a pig leg .

No .

no , that , that's really true for an arm .

Yeah .

So , you know , when I was , I , I didn't , I mean , I , and I never really got asked out on dates by anybody my age until , no , not really until I was like 18 or 19 .

So many people who are incredibly attractive later in life always say that , you know , we've had , I've had so many supermodels here who say , oh , I went through an awkward stage and no one would talk to me and I always find it very hard to believe , you know .

Yeah .

I had a lot of , um , teary nights because boys wouldn't call me and stuff .

Yeah , I did .

My guess is problem no more .

Right .

Problem solved .

Unless guys are too intimidated now .

I would think .

You know what I mean ?

I see you .

They would see you and they would say that's Jessa Alba , I'm not gonna go out , you know , that's , that's a confident guy who would walk right up to you and say Jessica Alba , let's go to Olive Garden and make it happen .

I don't really like Olive Garden that much .

They don't , that they have such terrific food .

They run ads in the show .

No , no , no , no .

Um , we do all right , I'll do it .

You're asking me out .

I understand recently .

You , um , now you're here promoting a fantastic four .

But you shot another movie recently in one of my favorite places , which is New Mexico .

You were in Albuquerque , is that right ?

Albuquerque , New Mexico .

And it's so beautiful there .

It's fantastic .

Did you get any down time at all ?

Did I , I worked really hard , you know , it was like a sort of a smaller budget and , and , and uh a lot of work .

Um but I did have on all of my down time , I would hit spas and , and right outside of Santa Fe , they have this spa that we went to and I think it's like a swingers Nudist spa and I didn't wait , wait .

Uh Like it's a spa where you can get a massage and everything .

But also it , you think there's a sexual component to it ?

Well , when you get there , they're like the communal tub is uh right over here and the changing room is over here and we're like , oh , ok .

But we didn't bring our bathing suits and they're like , nobody wears bathing suits .

And I was like , oh , but OK .

Is it , is it men and women ?

And they're like , Yeah , absolutely .

Is it possible ?

They were just saying this to you ?

The guy was thinking really fast , Miss , we don't , we don't wear suits here , but that guy is ringing , you know .

But you don't , so you should go there and you'll see lots of grown men that are , um , with their wives and they're all naked and showing their business and they're like , you know , they're like natural , you know .

So it's not like that .

So you see a lot of things that , like , you wanna choose to see somebody naked , that's not a choice .

I agree with that .

I like , I like to , I , yes , I agree with that .

I don't like surprise , nudity , surprise .

I don't like volunteer nudity .

I thought it was being punked and I got punked and a guy was walking around naked when I was punked .

So I was like , this must be another punked thing , but it was real .

See , that's the , that's the thing .

If you're a celebrity and you have an experience like that , your first thought is probably like Ashton Kutcher is here somewhere .

He's here and then you go along with it .

All right .

I'm getting naked .

Maybe that's what you do .

Yes , I do .

And I'll be naked until I'm punked .

Uh That's my promise to America , you know .

So I , I , I was a little thrown but I love , I love New Mexico .

It's fantastic there .

I want to talk about uh fantastic for you of course , play Sue Storm , the Invisible Girl .

And you , in this role , you wear a superhero costume , which , uh , has got to be kind of fun because I know that , you know , acting , it's a serious business .

As you said , you work very hard .

You played a lot of cool roles .

But when they , when they tell you're gonna play a superhero , it must be fun to put on a superhero outfit , isn't it a little bit ?

Yeah , it's cool at first and then you're walking around amongst regular people and they're all kind of looking at you strange and then little kids look at you and they're expecting you to do something and I'm like , I can't do anything .

I can go take it to the craft service table and we can get some snacks .

Yeah .

My superpower is this cell phone that can call people from far away .

Yeah .

So , yeah , you kind of feel like you , you should be , uh , bigger and better and , and super human .

It puts a huge expectation on you and then you're not .

Right .

Right .

So , well , we have a clip here from , uh , the fantastic four movie and , uh , if I'm correct , this is where you're , you're about to get married .

Is this the right clip ?

We're , we're , we're planning our wedding and it keeps getting interrupted because we're superheroes and the world needs us and this is just one , another one of those times .

But , uh , we end up finding out that the world is coming to an end and the silver surfer crashes our wedding .

It happens at most weddings .

Uh Let's take a look at this clip from Fantastic Four Rise of The Silver Surfer .

There are many kinds of love .

Could you skip to him , please ?

Ok .

We lost power .

Muller Muller , Johnny .

This is and stop and stopped helicopters with my face .

Fantastic .

Four Rise of the Silver Surfer is in theaters right now .

Jessica Alba .

Thank you so much for being here there .

You got to see this guy .

He's coming up .

We'll be right back .