Guillermo at the Oscars

In the highest it has me .

So , what are you wearing ?

I'm wearing Dolce and Cabana , Dolce and Cabana Cabana with a Jean Gabbana , Gabbana .

You know what I'm wearing ?

Target with T Target .

You know how to say Oper Heimer in Spanish .

No , I don't .

Oper Heimer .

You were in the movie ?

Private parts , right ?

What is your favorite private part ?

Oh , which one was the main one ?

The main unit is my favorite one .

My own .

Hey , you have a name .

And what do you call it ?

I don't call it anything .

He goes nameless .

He's a man of mystery .

Look , look , if acting doesn't work for you .

What is your fallback career ?

My fallback career .

Yeah , I don't have one you do when you think of , of me and your next movie .

Why not ?

Yeah .

Look , yeah , I think I like the one I see with the , with the shirt with the shirt .

That one ?

All right .

It's pretty good .

It has my resume in the back .

Ok .

All right .

Well , thank you very much .

And you already have this p if you win .

It's up here , I think .

Yeah , I don't , I didn't write anything down because I worried that that would be here .

It would just make me too sad to , I have a speech for you .

Apply ointment to affected area 12 .

0 no , no , no , sorry .

Come on .

Hey Mr Tim Cook .

How can I get my iphone connected to Bluetooth ?

How can I get my phone connected to Bluetooth ?

How are you ?

How are you doing ?

Can you help me ?

Oh my God .

Apple customer service is terrible .

I'm throwing a party on Jimmy's house .

He's not gonna be there sick .

Let's tear his house apart .

Exactly .

That's what I'm talking about .

Oh , yeah , baby .

Yeah .

Most Oscars peers at Jimmy Kimmel's house tonight tonight .

Yeah .

Yeah , he's not , he's not gonna be there .

So you have a taco truck too .

I have a taco truck .

Ok .

So taco a bouncy castle .

Yeah .

Yeah .

Should I hand it out to anybody or just me ?

This is best for us .

Yeah .

Yeah , you can be your wife .

Give it to Margot , Robbie and Ross Gillian Konic .

Gillian , Ariana .

How are you ?

What ?

Emma Stone ?

Emma .

Emma .

I got one question , Ryan .

Ryan .

Why are you so sexy ?

Greta ?

One question , Greta , what are you wearing ?

She said do she carry , carry , carry Mar Mar Mar Martin .

Martine is possi .

How are you ?

No one wants to talk to me .

I don't know why Chris .

Come on .

Hey , come on .

We got one quick .

How are you here , here , here , here , here for you ?

Here here .

Yeah .

All right .

Love you .

Good luck .

See you over there .

It's like looking in the mirror .

Oh , my God .

Are you nervous ?

Yes .

Oh , yeah .

I have something for you to relax .

Ok .

A tequila ?

Yeah , you too .

I've never seen it .

We gotta be classy , classy about it .

Right .

I like how you squint when you do it .

You go like this , it's Mexican style to friendship , to friendship , love everything you've done and that we've done over the years .

Yeah , I love you too .

Well , I didn't say I love you .

I just , I love all the but I don't know if I say I love you yet , but I think both too much because the cameras are rolling .

All right .

Cheers .

Love you .

Cheers .

Here's to flexibility .

You say flexibility .

Who hell yeah .

Thank you .

Thank you .

Might I see over there .

Yes .

You know what ?

This is my , one of my favorites .

Mm My favorite .

My favorite too .

Oh That is really good .

La karacha lau .

I , this is the good stuff .

So , yeah .

Yeah .

Right on .

How many shots have you taken already ?

A lot ?

Like 1719 Charna .

It's me here .

Imo .

How are you ?

Where's my shot ?

Where's your shot right here ?

I have it for you .

No .

OK .

Let's play Barbie real quick .

Look , listen right here .

Look , I'm only here for the drinking .

Oh Yeah .

But listen .

OK .

Now can we take out the head ?

Can you stop it .

No , stop it .

Oh my God .

How many people drank from this ?

Be honest .

How many ?

No , no .

Why ?

You're the first one ?

I have so much .

Oh my God .

I love you .

Cheers .

Wow .

Now I'm ready for the Oscars .

Yeah .

Well , thank you so much .

Good luck .

I love you too .

Take care .

Bye bye .

Oh my gosh .

You made my day .

Wow .

That's my life .

That's my , they don't .