Police vs Mud vs Wizard - Ozzy Man Reviews

how you going everyone ?

welcome to fight day .

we're over in germany .

ich flöhe mich hier zu sehen .

the first thing i notice is that police officer is vlogging .

that's a bit weird .

some say unprofessional but yeah nah yeah you gotta have a side hustle .

anyway , let's address the elephant in the room .

i have no idea who they're fighting .

they've headed out for a conflict and now they're just rolling around in mud .

or perhaps the mud is the enemy .

i don't know .

i'm not german .

oh !

wtf !

what ?

wha- how ?

what- i'm speechless .

nine years of ozymanian , i'm speechless .

that's a fair dinkum fuckin' wizard .

why do the coppers wanna crack down on skyrim ?

you know what ?

it actually reminds me of the bog of eternal stench in the hit movie labyrinth .

the wizard just floats over the mud .

oh , that was a bit patronising .

good job , good career choice says gandalf .

why i'd order when i bloody get my hands on you you're dead wizard !

dead !

replies the officer .

oh hello the mud says that's enough everyone stop arguing .

the wizard puts his business card in the ground ?

oh that was petty .

did you see that ?

you'd think getting unstuck would be the priority .

but nah , stopping a self promoting wizard is the big picture .

our main man stomps around in a 360 and then comes right back to retrieve his humble piece of cardboard .

i think that officer on the ground is almost in real trouble .

this isn't any mud , it's like quicksand .

the nah fuck you nah fuck you deadlock over the business card continues .

there's a big standoff and it goes bye-bye .

the wizard yells , you bastard , you absolute bastard .

unstaaaaaack .

unstuck !

not stuck again .

oh look who's back .

may inclement weather curse your soul eternally , shouts wizard .

oh that was a huge throw this time , it's over .

or is it ?

fuckin' hell !

the classic push-a-cop and run-away move .

i haven't seen that done since the 2015 melbourne cup .

except she forgot the whole running away part , i guess .

it now takes half the force to finally get him unstuck .

is anyone else waiting for one of them to shoot their way out ?

it wouldn't surprise me at this moment in history to see a human in a position of authority shoot mud .

it would sound like one of the more normal things in the daily news cycle .

okay , i think everyone's good .

the mud is taken care of .

where is that wizard ?

toasty !

oh there he is !

they fire pepper spray but he's too quick !

you can't catch him !

you gotta get up pretty early in the morning to pepper spray a wizard , i don't think this guy is ever getting unstuck .

he's gonna be there for weeks .

it reminds me of my 4 year old son burying my feet at the beach .

i end up trapped for days .

yeah nah , it's fucked .

oh look out , he emerges from nowhere .

he doesn't even need to run anymore .

that's how powerful he is .

gee whiz , i sound like i have a crush on a german wizard .

maybe i do .

i believe it's a climate change protest so he cares about the environment .

whatever your views are , bloody calm down .

that's all i'm saying .

he cares about the environment and people that care about the environment are nice .

even if they're german wizards .

he's got riz .

he's got riz overall i give this video 8 out of 10 it had everything but the important thing is the people in the video seem to be having a lot of fun .