The Right to a Proper Human Diet

Well , hello folks .

How you doing ?

Did you know that you are part of a revolution ?

As nurse Cindy said , every animal on the planet .

If you turn them out in the wild in their normal habitat , they just know what to eat .

Human beings are the most intelligent morons on the planet .

We can go to the moon .

I think we did that , right .

We can go to the depths of the ocean , but we don't know what to eat .

Does that sound like a stand up routine ?

It should because it's ridiculous .

Ok .

How are we so diluted ?

How do we not know what happened when I have a new sheep in the , a new lamb in the pasture ?

The mama's going along doing what sheep do .

But that little lamb watches mama .

He's learning from his mama .

Every animal does that except human beings .

We learn from television and it's really served as well .

How many of you guys grew up ?

That's why you knew what was , what the cool kids ate , what the new thing was .

What had the toy at the bottom right ?

Then you would bug your mom at the grocery .

Like mom , I used to , I used to be a pro ask Granny Berry , what happened there ?

It seems as if some multibillion dollar multinational corporations figured out that when it comes to watching someone on a television screen or a computer screen that reaches into her heart just as well as our mama teaching us .

That shouldn't be that way .

But it is .

I'm not even trying to fight against it .

I'm actually trying to use it .

How many of you guys , one of your best friends in the world currently you met online and now your friends in real life ?

Yeah .

Oh , you met your wife ?

Ok .

So you see what I'm saying here , this is powerful and they know it's powerful .

Ok .

That's why they used to advertise cigarettes on television .

They spent millions doing that because it works every time .

And then when the federal government really got on the cigarette companies cases , they all just , they've all bought a bunch of food companies and so they basically use the cigarette playbook of how to get people addicted to be so brand loyal that people were getting literal fisticuffs over Winston versus Salem or Marlborough versus Camel , literally come to blows how idiotic .

But they did that .

And then they said , you know , tobacco is getting tight , let's just buy some food companies because , you know , sugar is just as addictive as nicotine and if we tweak it just right , it's probably better than cigarettes because it's food .

But is it food ?

And I was arguing with a registered dietitian on Twitter the other day , I tend to do that .

And she said , I said something about food and she's basically , you know , intimated that I was an idiot .

And I said , well , what's your definition of food ?

And she said anything that has calories , registered dietitian , anything that has calories is food .

And I didn't put this on Twitter .

But I thought about it if you go out in the front yard and pick up a dog turd , that's got some calories in it according to her definition .

And so I , I replied , my definition of food is something that's nutrient dense has actual nutrition that is ancestrally appropriate .

Something that your great , great , great , great , great , great , great , great grandmother would look at and go .

Yes , this is food , honey .

You can eat this .

So food is not just something with calories , but that's what they would have you believe .

And plus it's , it's chocolatey delicious .

And plus it's , it's all the colors of the rainbow in one bowl .

Now , you , when I started , I said this is a revolution and you might have thought I was being a little over the top or maybe joking , I'm dead serious .

OK , I'm dead serious about this .

This is a big deal .

All of us in this country .

We believe that we have a right , a right given to us by a higher power to say whatever the hell we wanna say , and if somebody don't like it , they can leave .

But I have a right to say what I need to say .

Most of us in this country believe that we have a second , right ?

Which is the right to defend ourselves with the state of the art defense weapons available to us at that time , whether that be a musket back in the 17 hundreds or whether that be a Bazooka today , a lot of people believe that , I believe we have an even more fundamental right than that , which Cindy alluded to , which is the right to eat a proper human diet .