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The Tonight Show guys , it was such a beautiful spring day here in New York .
Wasn't it great ?
All over , all over the city .
Tulips Daffodils .
Police barricades were blooming .
That's right today .
Ahead of his scheduled arraignment of former president Trump flew from Florida to New York and landed at laguardia airport .
Yeah , he was smart .
Nothing helps you ease into prison like spending time at laguardia .
Trump flew from Florida to New York where he'll soon be arrested .
He's , he's basically doing a reverse spring break .
If you think if you think of that Florida , New York man , of course , all the news outlets were covering Trump's every move .
Even the Domino's pizza tracker was following him .
Then at his motorcade as his motorcade left Mar a lago .
Trump was greeted by some of his supporters out in the street here .
They are take a look at this .
I saw I saw more people supporting O J .
Then there was a give us a hog hog .
Meanwhile , uh Fox news released a video of Trump supporters waiting for him at the airport and I think it looked a little different than everyone else on Fox News .
Take a look at that former president Trump expected to land in New York any moment .
Now there is the live shot in New York City as they wait for his arrival .
I just find that a little different .
Yeah , Trump was then driven from laguardia to Trump Tower where he's spending the night .
Meanwhile , back at Mar A LAGO , every staffer was like , ah , like get the party go .
We'll get this .
Uh Congresswoman Marjorie Taylor Green announced that tomorrow .
She's coming to New York City for a peaceful protest of Trump's indictment , peaceful but insane .
Speaking of Marjorie Taylor Greene last night , she was on 60 minutes and here's how the interview started .
We looked up some words that have been said about you .
Ok .
Crazy Q clown looney tune , bunny hing moron .
Pretty ugly stuff .
I was the 20th insult March .
It was like point made Leslie and this is real Marjorie Taylor Green interview on 60 minutes was watched by 6.6, 6 million people .
Oh , and the devil was like , don't associate me with this .
I switching gears .
I saw that Netflix announced that they're going to start releasing fewer but better movies and every actor who's ever done a Netflix movie was like , I'm rude .
Well , this is why they read that 50 years ago today .
The first cell phone call was made .
It was exciting at first and then two minutes in .
They were like , well , I should let you go .
Finally , guys , you ever see a photo in the news and think that headline should be better .
Well , we're gonna take care of that right now .
It's time for news and improve .
Here we go .
For example , uh Check out this first photo here .
The original headline was Boris Johnson appears before a parliamentary committee .
That headline can definitely be improved because if you only look at the photo , the headline could have been a student who's been playing hookie for the last 50 years forced to return to school .
Right ?
Mum , how see how this works .
So next headline says Macron attends national roundtable on diplomacy .
Headline could have been Amanda Clare Smis Isch debuts New Fring .
Next headline was Kate Middleton launches Business Task force .
Headline could have been friends talking trash , try to play it off .
Oh .
Oh , hi , Carrie .
Ah ah , you look great .
Next headline was Brazilian president who finalized fiscal proposal .
Headline could have been man pretends to be on phone to avoid seeing acts .
Yeah .
Yeah .
Yeah , I'll text you the photo .
Now next headline was Turkish leaders meet at presidential palace .
Headline could have been local men celebrate 50 th anniversary of crazy glue mishap .
Next headline was Klobuchar attends Senate Democrat lunch .
Could have been an is obsessed with everything at home goods .
Next headline was Spain ranks number one in men's singles headline could have been global warming is real as man finishes off last piece of Greenland eating it .
Wow .
Wow .
What's that ?
His next headline was Federal Reserve chair testifies before the Senate headline .
Could have been old baby refuses dinner despite mom waving spoons and making airplanes , please .
No , next headline was Wisconsin celebrates ice hockey championship .
Headline could have been 12 on one defense backfires when players realized goal is left wide open .
And finally , this headline was Snoop Dogg performs in Glasgow .
Headline could have been NBC unveils new Peacock logo .
That's all we have for news and what a great show .