Ok , look , I gotta be honest with you , I didn't really want to do this .
It was requested by many , many people and I just can't let the people down .
So if we're gonna take this on , we're gonna do our very , very best .
Ok , so we're doing Starbucks drinks but better .
Now before anyone asks about the pumpkin spice latte because it's just a reoccurring thing every year .
I don't know how people are not tired of it yet .
All I have to say is this , it's not always about the pumpkin spice latte .
I really want to focus on the frappuccino here because this is something that for some reason a lot of people have a lot of difficulty making it separates .
It melts instantly .
There's a secret to it .
Some people know some people don't , most people don't .
And then of course we're gonna go through a couple of other things like how to make a nitro cold brew and then the stupid pink drink , which I'm still against it and I'm staying against it , but I'll make it for you anyway because Papa love you with all that said , let's make this , shall we ?
I'm not a huge fan of Starbucks .
But where else can you just whip into a drive through and go and get coffee right then .
And there we've been in line for 10 minutes and now we can't get out because we're locked in .
Oh , wow .
Thank you .
Ok .
So , we've got the , well , we're not gonna drop this one .
I hate that noise .
Ah .
Oh , it's just worse than , like pulling nails out of my feet .
We've got two FRS , this disgusting thing and Nitro Colbert .
Now , all these are awful .
It's been probably like , 6 to 8 years since I've had a frappuccino .
We got the caramel one first .
I'll be sure to mix it .
It's probably melted a little .
Yeah , there's no coffee in this at all .
It's just like , so sweet .
You hardly even taste the caramel for the record .
It tastes like good , but , like , sickeningly sweet .
Like , starting my morning like this .
I can't imagine the mocha .
This one's a little more tolerable and the sweetness .
So these are both really milkshakes if anything don't taste bad .
But , I mean , like coffee .
No , this has over 50 g of sugar in it .
Holy sugar .
The only reason I'm doing this drink or really any of this at all is because you guys have asked for it .
I hate this .
Yeah , it's not that bad but it's just like tea with milk or like coconut milk or something .
Nitro col brew .
Now , this is pretty straightforward .
There's nothing else added to this .
I mean , the nitro is there , but the flavor is awful .
So we can do much better than this .
Right .
So with any coffee , we need to briefly discuss the fact that you can already be about 85% of the way to beating Starbucks by choosing the right beans .
Obviously , you could go with a local small batch producer or you could go as far as I did and roast your own .
Yes , I'm gonna do it be using this Jean cafe roaster , but there are also $30 stovetop roasters that you can get on Amazon too .
Link in the description for all day .
Now , for this guy , I loaded it up with eight ounces of green coffee beans .
These are Nicaraguan and ethically sourced .
Set the roasting tip to 455 °F or 235 °C turn that bad boy on and let it roast for about 15 to 18 minutes .
I actually typically prefer to go by color .
I want a medium roast .
So I set it to cool down mode just slightly before it reached medium because the carryover heat is gonna force it to coast just to the color that I want then by a bing .
But a boom , I'm crazy because I bought a coffee roaster just to flex on Starbucks .
Oh ps it's better to let these beans rest for about 3 to 5 days before using them anyway .
So once you've got good beans , let's talk .
Salted caramel , frappuccino .
Unfortunately , for me now to make the caramel , combine one cup or 125 g of granulated sugar in a quarter cup or 60 mL of water .
Mix that together , turn the heat to medium high and bring that to a boil .
Now , just let that I cook for about 8 to 12 minutes or until it turns a deep amber color like this .
Be careful not to let it burn because it will happen quickly .
Now immediately whisk in five tablespoons or 70 g of butter , one teaspoon or 4 g of kosher salt the beans from one vanilla bean pod keep continuously whisking until everything is combined and emulsified .
That means no hot butter lying on top .
Right .
Papa will be very sad .
Now , turn off the heat stream and whisk in half a cup or 100 and 20 mL of heavy whipping cream until thoroughly combined .
Oh , and don't forget to splash TJ with searing hot caramel on accident .
Yeah , that really helps lift the flavor .
Then just pour this guy into a heatproof container to cool .
It'll be pretty loose for now .
But as it cools , it will reach the perfect viscosity .
Who doesn't like that word , right ?
It's just like a nasty word , viscosity .
Next , we're going to make ourselves a very simple , simple syrup by combining equal parts of water and sugar .
That's one cup and one cup place that over medium heat whisking continuously just until dissolved , then let it cool , cool completely .
Ok .
So when it comes to blending a frappuccino , it usually clumps up and you get this sort of like yucky poopy mess .
Thanks to you guys .
I got a bunch of great D MS from people who have worked at Starbucks suggesting that it needs an emulsifier to avoid that .
Simply put , you're gonna need Xanthan Gum link in the description for that as well .
But most grocery stores also carry it .
If you're gonna make a lot of wraps , then go ahead and place your simple syrup in a blender , surp blending and stream in exactly 6 g of Xanthan gum .
You get sort of a suggestive looking jelly .
Otherwise you can add a tiny Sprinkle of Xanthan wall blending to achieve the same results .
One last thing , they usually use cold brew , which obviously can make yourself with little to no equipment , but actually opted for espresso for more depth of flavor .
And you can use an espresso machine like mine or you could use something cheaper like a mocha pot .
Now we're ready to blend this little feller in a blender .
Add two cups or 280 g of ice , half a cup or 100 and 20 millis of good espresso or cold brew , concentrate three quarters of a cup or 100 and 80 millilitres of whole milk or any non dairy milk .
If you're one of those people that gets all fary from milk .
It's ok .
I think I do too .
It's fine .
Three tablespoons of your caramel sauce and a quarter cup of your Xanthan simple paste stuff .
Then just let that blender rip and blend until nice and smooth again .
If you don't want to make the Xanthan simple , you can just add about a half teaspoon of pure Xanthan while blending .
Then just yourself a glass coat the walls with caramel .
Try to make yourself a nice little pattern .
Then pour in your fr leave about an inch of head space .
Then top it with a nice whipped cream and finish off the top of that whipped cream with a nice classy drizzle of your salty vanilla bean caramel .
It's already looking and sounding a lot better than its Starbucks counterpart .
But let's see how the taste test goes .
OK .
So we have the Starbucks stupid sleep piece of sleep .
I mean frappuccino .
Oh Yes .
Try this one .
Holy .
We've got one that actually tastes like coffee .
It's not overly sweet .
If you were to taste these back to back , you would understand what I'm trying to get at .
It actually has that rich salted caramel .
It's got deep coffee flavor .
This is delicious and I do think that we've won , but of course you need a taste tester and I need to get a little back story .
Vikram does not like coffee .
Here it is .
And here's the second one .
All right , I will say the second one is a lot better .
Like the winner is really no .
So we needed a coffee drinker in here to really have the side by side of a coffee drinker versus a non coffee drinker .
This one number dose , I'm gonna guess that yours was the first one because it was way better when we do but betters , it's always like you've got the in and outs and you've got the Burger Kings and like we use techniques to make them better .
I don't want to recreate this .
My idea of making this better would be making something that is not this but actually coffee because that is the whole point .
And to be fair , I used to work at Starbucks .
These are made with 5% coffee .
Oh oh , next up is something that I was forced to do by you guys , which is the pink drink and is also sickeningly simple .
Get yourself one cup of 240 mL of hot water dunk it in a Hibiscus tea bag and in a side tea bag before anybody complains , I tried using pure side powder and whole Hibiscus and it was way too dark to achieve the proper color .
Secondarily , I was not a fan of this whole process and I will never be doing this again .
OK ?
Papa just do this you want anyway , once that's steep for about 3 to 5 minutes , remove the bags and add half a cup or 100 and 20 mL of white grape juice .
Yes , it's listed on the ingredients for the pink drink and add a little bit of honey to taste .
Now , finally pour that over ice top with a generous splash of coconut milk , stir together and garnish with fresh strawberries .
Now , hopefully this tastes better than it looks .
So let's give that a little whirl .
I didn't even want to do the pink drink for the record .
I'm not trying to have a bad attitude .
I just think this drink is silly .
It doesn't taste bad though .
Also this is like kind of separated and gross .
It either looks like dish detergent or it looks like fluids that are pink before we get demonetized .
Let's taste this .
I still don't like it .
I get it .
It's like a fruity , slightly creamy .
So gotta drink this .
Mm I don't really know what this is supposed to be .
That's the problem .
I can't recreate something that's not real .
I'll just let Starbucks have this one because I just hate this so much .
The winner of the pink drink .
Starbucks .
You can have this one .
Please take the trophy because I don't want it .
Now to recover from the sadness of the pink drink .
I figured we'd do one last little thing which is a little trick to make homemade nitro cold brew .
Simply get 250 mL of your favorite cold brew .
Optionally mix in about 12 millis of maple syrup .
Poured into an ice canister link in the description .
Pop on the lid , twist on a fresh whip .
It , let that sit and aerate for about three minutes .
Now , put on some smooth jazz .
Get yourself a nice beer glass and slowly extract what is now your very first homemade ultra fizzy nitro cold brew .
And as it turns out it is even better than it looks .
Ok .
So we've got nitro coal , nitro cold brew at the end of the day .
Well , let me sip it first .
Oh , yeah .
I mean , look at that .
I mean , this is still actually shockingly carbonated .
I didn't know that the whip it method works so well .
It's ultra smooth .
It's a little sweet .
It's like a lightly carbonated beer .
But instead of getting all silly , you get inner nitro cold brew is only as good as the cold brew that's put in it .
I can drink Starbucks cold brew .
It's just extraordinarily flat and bitter in comparison to this , which is smooth , rich , sweet .
But anyway , we win this one for sure .
Vicker brought up a good point .
Actually , he's gonna know which one he's sipping on , which is why we create an illusion .
Number .
Put it in your mouth hole , you just sip it just like a , like a beer number two .
I mean , they both taste good .
The first one was really sweet .
I'm gonna go with the second one because I like cold brews that don't have sugar .
I added sugar trying to fool him .
Wait .
Did I pick Starbucks ?
I added the sugar because I thought he would like .
All right , this second episode is over .
You want to know what else is an emotional roller coaster for Josh to do ?
Because you asked him to do it .
Be roll .
All right guys .
And that is it .
So .
All right .
A little bit of a weird but better this time frappuccino , I would say we won .
If you're a coffee drinker , if you're not a coffee drinker , then you're probably gonna prefer Starbucks , obviously because I want it to taste like coffee , the pink drink .
Uh I just to me , mine tasted good but didn't taste anything like theirs at all .
So we'll give it to Starbucks .
I hate that drink .
Last one is the nitro cold brew now because I thought , well , probably gonna want it to be a little bit sweeter .
So I added a little bit of maple syrup .
Papa kind of spanked himself there at the end of the day .
The nitric cold brew that you make is only as good as the cold brew that you have .
So the better , the cold brew , the better the nitro cold brew .
I'll just stick to my morning lattes .
How about that ?
All right , we will do much better on the next one .
I can assure you that with all that said if you enjoyed this video or you learn something , leave a like , subscribe and I will see you next time .