We all love a combination of fried rice , but I also love it when it's the fastest .
Welcome back to the series .
We're gonna make the fastest version of your favorite food today being a combination of fried rice .
You shouldn't know that by now someone's gonna call in , go out , get it , bring it back and I have to make it before they get back with all that being said , let's make this .
Shall we combo fried rice ?
10 minutes .
OK .
Thank you .
Recipe on the website , right ?
So four cloves of garlic slice it .
What am I I fucking forgetting something ?
Oh God , the rice .
So whenever you make fried rice , you should be using precooked rice .
Otherwise , if it's fresh cooked , it gets all clumpy and gross and nasty .
It's not good .
Nobody likes that .
I have precooked rice here .
I'm gonna make it anyway .
Just for all the people who are like you had it .
I'm gonna make it anyway .
Garlic that goes in done .
Fresno chili .
I will take the time to see it for all the wee babbies in here .
Me Julian that cut across rough but fine dice .
This is easy .
Poo is trying to scare me .
He's like you're gonna lose this one , Josh .
No .
Ok .
That's not happening .
That's never happening .
Hey , we winning the day , bro .
I'm going speed limit .
Not hit .
No red light .
That is the goat .
No red light .
Tired of this wise , I can win .
That's done the on and that , and we've got two halves .
I'm gonna take the time to fine dice this bad boy , you could always slice it that doesn't ruin .
And it's just a , it's a textural thing for me .
Cross anyone who works in a restaurant knows exactly how I feel right now .
It's kind of like being in the weeds .
You gotta move fast .
You can still have fun .
I have another thing of garlic here .
This is to be added at the end .
I'm gonna jump back on this rice real quick .
What's your favorite fried rice combo , dog , shrimp , beef , chicken ?
You know , even though I lose sometimes I'm really winning because I get done with the food and the rice .
A little stir little agitation .
Boom , boom .
Rice in .
Got our pressure cooker method , dad , dad .
OK ?
I will measure more water in for those of you who make rice regularly , just double what you normally make and just keep it in the fridge for when you wanna make this .
OK ?
Doubling up on a completely different recipe .
Boom on .
Beautiful .
If I win , why it got tipping for gas , bro .
Gas hot right now , bro .
The fastest way to find chopped garlic is to smash the shit out of it and , and then run your knife through it once kind of like a slice all the way through and then just do it once more .
About a bing bada boom .
You got finely chopped garlic .
Little techniques will save you egregious amounts of time .
Even if you're moving normally onto the green onions .
These are added a little bit later .
Uh But I'm gonna go ahead and take care of them .
Now , those chicken tenders last night did not sit well , by the way , Vikram , I'll be honest with you green on another red light .
I hope his rice cooker is not working .
Vicker made a note about me pointing something out but I wasn't listening .
So thank you .
Vicker eggs are in combination fried rice is not something that you would think takes all that long .
But then when you include the time that it takes to place the order , go get it and pick it up and bring it back or even delivery , which is gonna be like a 30 to 45 minute process .
You can still move faster and have a better product at the end of the day .
You just don't want to put in the effort .
I think that's what it is , right ?
Can we agree with that ?
Was that , was that ?
Why is there traffic , bro ?
It's good Friday .
No one should be on right ?
Protein time .
Thank you .
Grandpa .
I will start with the beef .
OK .
Boom .
There's a little bit of flank steak .
First , little slices .
Why am I breathing so heavily ?
Beef done ?
All right .
Shrimp .
I'm gonna cut these in half .
You know , I'm adding an extra step here , but they'll cook a little faster .
You're gonna get more bites of shrimp per fried rice .
Look at this , I'm planning the way that you're gonna eat it while cooking it chicken .
We're gonna cut that into really small pieces .
A little smaller than bite size .
You know , you should be able to fit two of these in your mouth .
Boom .
Chicken's done protein .
That was the wrong way to do that .
Another red light I want it right now .
Sauce whole dark soy , sweet soy .
A little bit of samba , a little bit of sesame oil about a teaspoon .
So the rest of you will be on the website .
A lot of people don't know that you can peel ginger with a spoon .
A it's fast and b what are you gonna do ?
Cut yourself with a spoon ?
Microplate ?
Put that in there .
Stir .
Oh The sauce is done starting to get nervous .
I thought you had ice in your veins , bro .
The red light is my crib tonight .
Rice is there .
The rice is still cooking but it's gonna be done in like a few minutes .
There you go .
We're ready to jump onto the walk .
So this is gonna be an awkward position .
I don't have a burner here .
We will soon .
But in the meantime , I'm gonna turn around and you'll be able to look at my anus .
So here in the clear time and go get this rice that looks like done rice .
Well , here we are .
We're over here .
Look , Vicks over here his feet .
OK .
Heat is on , we're on high .
Got a little bit of pork fat here , let it melt .
Swirl uh and turn the fan on .
First thing .
Chicken soaked funky .
The cook will come up through the meat .
You can see it starting to go up .
Once that gets to about a little over halfway , then I'll flip it .
Go , get it .
Where's the door ?
Yeah .
A little bit of , oh Jesus Cross Vira is gonna survive this one .
I promise .
Yeah .
Wise man .
You gonna give me gas money today , bro .
Check out a wee bit more oil in there beef in .
Let that sear .
Uh You guess it salt , buddy .
Now the beef Sears is really quick .
So once it gets color , flip it and finish it off , you only need to be flipped once and turning down the heat .
Beef is a little too big .
So I'm gonna cut it .
OK , Steve is done in .
Go , go , go , go , go , go , go .
If we could all go fast , we could all make it green light , green light right now .
It's a dub .
The first green light coming back looking good and no stop signs took a different bro this time .
All right .
Last one .
Shrimp , thankfully , shrimp is really fast .
So oil goes in heat all the way up touches salt .
Vikram's getting nervous stir fry .
These fat boys a little water in with the rest .
Oil in the pan .
I love that .
Get hot .
Yeah .
So egg goes in that fry salt .
Mostly my butt you're looking at , sorry about that .
All right .
Boom .
Egg done .
You could compare yourself to any athlete lebron .
I'm the best .
I'm up there in age but I come in and collect .
All right .
Veg in half green onion , white pepper .
A little bit of MS G .
Can't go wrong with that , right .
Stir fry .
A little bit more oil .
God , they're so fast .
How far away are they ?
Three minutes out ?
Green light , green light , green light camera man .
Get high .
Now we're gonna add our rice .
Break the rice up a little bit .
All right .
But don't break it too much .
A little bit of pork and pork .
Sure .
Now we're cooking , brother .
I'll tell you what uh this in .
Now your egg that in .
Why is this the one we're having the most trouble with green light , green , light , green , light , green light .
OK .
We're there .
Sauce goes in heat goes down a little bit stir fry that nicely .
All right .
All right .
So God damn this thing , my classic raw garlic add heat off .
Stir it in .
Pulling up victory .
Lap to Yes .
Stir all this together .
We're gonna serve this family style .
You come up and serve your damn self .
There's your serving spoon .
Get your green onion , top it off .
Make it look beautiful .
Done .
So now we gotta wait for them to show up and then we'll taste test .
We're here , baby .
I'm here , bro .
That's right .
You guys did really good .
It's all good , bro .
Hey , come back .
Where are you ?
It's time for the taste test .
I'm gonna go first .
Mm mm Next bit .
This is kind of good .
Bring on the taste test round .
Uh I'm just gonna spoon feed you .
Are you OK with that ?
Do you consent to me ?
Food sp sp food ?
You I don't know what I'm saying .
Jesus .
Did you even chew ?
It's not a pill , right .
Vote is out .
No , not like that .
He's chewing .
Oh OK .
Vote is in mm in .
That was fast .
Number one .
All right .
This is more like a lame side dish that takes longer when you could have something not only better but faster .