It's honey .
How to win .
It's important to do it right .
But it's more important not to do it .
Kissing is an audition .
It's your application to the university .
If your goal is to matriculate , you can't flunk your way in as with anything sexy .
There are more don't than dos .
Let's get started .
Number one preparation do brush your teeth and don't forget to brush your tongue .
If you're in a pinch , you can freshen up a little with some gum .
Don't be gross .
If you haven't brushed your teeth today , then guess what ?
Your mouth smells like a toilet .
Cheers me when it comes to poo .
Breath brushing is flushing and candy is nothing .
Number two getting the green light do pick the right moment .
Pay attention to body language .
This is the tricky part .
Some signs that your partner will kiss you back are pulling closer .
A relaxed expression .
Glancing at your mouth .
Don't ambush kissing is not a ninja move .
No Murphy .
The approach do pick an angle and go with it .
Don't go straight on or your noses will collide and I by phone making contact .
Do keep it gentle and responsive , especially at first .
Especially responding to what they throw back at you is key like batman combat challenge .
Even if you attack first next you must counter a little lip nibble is good .
Don't kiss too soft and definitely don't kiss too hard , soft and mushy can be unpleasant , too intense and you're gonna hurt somebody .
Number five , your tongue don't use it too much .
It shouldn't feel like you're cleaning their face or cleaning the inside of their mouth .
You're not a cat and you're not a dentist .
Do use your tongue wisely , do use your tongue gently .
Number six , your hands don't go straight to looting the valuables .
Kissing is not a diversion just because their mouth is party does not mean it's ok to trash the place downstairs .
Do use your hands to touch your partner's face hair or pull them closer .
Keep a high strikes out .
Number your eyes don't keep them open the whole time or close them too soon .
Open eyes conveys a lack of trust or worse shows that you plan to eat them like a snake , close them too early and you could be giving out concussions , not do open your eyes every now and then to make sure you're still kissing the same person that they are a person and that there aren't cops or parents or babies or a dog watching or something .
No breathing do breathe through your nose .
You can also come up for air by kissing their neck or their ears .
That's by the ear can be very sexy .
Don't breathe through your mouth during a kiss that's called CPR .
If you're inflating and deflating their lungs , as you're giving them a kiss , you're doing something wrong .
No , no .
What , what the moisture don't slobber on them .
Saliva has digestive enzymes in it .
It's not attractive unless you plan on digesting someone try to keep your spit indoors .
Swap spit .
Don't spread spit .
Do do .
There isn't a do no spit numbers and keep it up .
Here's the best part after 10 minutes or so , you can throw all these rules out the window , open your eyes , breathe through your mouth .
Get gravy because now you're probably having sex .