A young lady walks into a fancy jewelry store .
She browses around spots a beautiful diamond necklace and walks over to inspect it as she bends over to look more closely .
She accidentally farts feeling very embarrassed .
She looks around nervously to see if anyone has noticed her small accident and prays that a salesperson doesn't appear right now as she turns around , her worst nightmare becomes a reality .
As a salesman stands right behind cool as a frosted glass and displaying complete professionalism .
The salesman greets the lady saying good morning madam .
How may I help you today ?
Feeling very uncomfortable but hoping that the salesman might not have been there at the time of her little accident .
She asks what is the price of this lovely diamond necklace ?
The salesman replies , madam .
If you farted just by looking at it , you're going to shit when I tell you the price .