You can call 911 and pretend to place an order for a pizza delivery if you are in danger but cannot talk to them freely .
Survival tips that can save your life in an emergency .
If someone is having a heart attack , have them chew an aspirin while waiting for the ambulance .
If you overdosed on illegal substances , don't be afraid to call 911 .
You will not get in trouble if someone attacks you or tries to kidnap you , scratch them , they will have their DNA under your nails .
Remember the rule of threes .
If you're lost in the wilderness , you can survive three minutes without three hours without shelter in severe weather , three days without water , three weeks without food and three months without a large pepperoni pizza .
If someone holds a gun at you , keep eye contact with them , looking in their eyes can make them hesitate pulling the trigger if you smell a fish or urine in your house for no reason .
90% of the time it means there's an electrical fire but 10% of the time it's your stinky flatmate that didn't shower